SUCKEMUP...

WET WOODY® (world famous)
Drive'em hard and put it away wet.  Gar likes the glazed look.

TOMMY'S MORNING WOODY
Tommy Bahama Rum float. We've had one and hope you have two! If your nooner lasts longer than 4 hours - visit your neighbor. Available until noon.

THUNDERBIRD MARGARITA
As classic as this yacht is expensive and tasteful. Fresh squeezed lime / Agave Nectar / 2 ounces of Cazadores Reposado / Cointreau float. Gotta have the best? We have tequilas to match your lips...cool & Caliente

PARTIDA 'RITA
Partida Reposado with fresh squeezed lime / Agave Nectar / Cointreau float.
If you know Rita like we know Rita, you'll lick her neck, squeeze her limes & have her twice.

EFFEN MARTINI
Effen Vodka / blue cheese stuffed olives / served up / Effen cold. Two? "I'll have another Effen Martini"

COSMOPOLITICIAN
Grey Goose L'Orange / Cointreau / Cranberry / a lot of double talk.

POMEGRANATE MARTINI
Double Talk...Triple Talk...Can't Talk? Replace cranberry with POM to the Cosmopolitician above...out with one fruit / in with another...

BOMBASILBERRY
Bombay Sapphire with strawberry, fresh basil, fresh lime juice, Agave Nectar & shaken in a Hurricane. You'll feel a slight recoil...

BENT PROP
Stoli / 151 / cranberry / more...shallow water didn't do it!

MAI TAI
Trader Vic was perfect / we follow his recipe!

THE GAR WOOD
A hand-polished classic-three rums / tropical fruits / a splash of racing fuel.

'AL PATRON' MARGARITA
2 SHOTS of Patron Silver - Careful with the insults to Phyllis or you'll end up behind bars & scarfaced.

LICKME LEMON DROP
Our favorite puckerupper. Ketel One Citroen / lemonade / fresh lemon / sugar rim.

TWIN SCREW
Amaretto / Southern Comfort / Vodka /o.j. etc...Knot twice the money, just double the fun. Dr. K drinks two, one by one.

PRICKLY PEAR MARGARITA
A sweet & tart 'good for the heart' Thunderbird / Agave Nectar / Fresh squeezed lime / Herradura Anejo / Prickly Pear Perfect Puree (say that 4 times fast).

RIVA GRANDE
Starbucks Coffee Liqueur / Rum / Frangelico / Pistachio-Chocolate rim / fresh cream.
How would this look in your cup holder...one for the road?

GOT THE HOTS?

WARM WOODY
Coffee / Chocolate / Irish Cream / hot & creamy & easy to swallow~snuggle up tonight.

CALIENTE! COFFEE
Margarita Mo & Tequila Tiff (the Frightening Frijoles) like Tequila / Kahlua with their coffee - in the morning. We like it at night with fresh whipped cream & chocolate syrup. How about you?

S'MORES
Stoli Vanil / Dark Cacao / Hot Chocolate / Marshmallow Cream / Graham Cracker Rim. Trans Fat Free?...just gimme somemores.

STABBIN' CABIN
Rum / Irish Cream / Amaretto /hot chocolate...two of these & you don't have to go home - but you can't stay here!

OVAL OFFICE
Irish Cream / Kahlua / a Strawberry licker with Coffee. On the phone or on your knees it keeps you up all night...dressed with fresh cream - Presidential!

HEAVENLY BOTTOM
Butterscotch Schnapps / Goldschlager. One always tastes better when topped with whipped cream.

BOAT VALET AVAILABLE ALL SUMMER